QUOTATIONS, WHO SAID PUB QUIZ QUESTIONS

1. He's the only bull I know who carries his own china closet with him.
   British politician associated with booze, books and cigars and a two-fingered salute. Churchill on John Foster Dulles
   
   
2. What a tiresome affected sod.
   Actor, dramatist and songwriter born in 1899 and given his first name because Christmas was near. Noel Coward on Oscar Wilde
   
   
3. Leonardo DiCaprio is patently the result of an unnatural act of passion between William Hague and the piglet from Babe.
   Food critic who shares his surname with a designer of saucy seaside postcards. AA Gill restaurant critic
   
   
4. Lack of money is the root of all evil.
   Among many other things, this figure wrote the play on which My Fair Lady was based (Pygmalion). George Bernard Shaw
   
   
5. Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
   This critic, novelist and poet became Catholic in 1922, but not before giving the world the detective-priest Father Brown. GK Chesterton
   
   
6. Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
   Born in Paris in 1874, titles include Liza of Lambeth, The Moon and Sixpence, Cakes and Ale. Somerset Maugham in Of Human Bondage
   
   
7. What would I like the sermon to be about, vicar? I would like it to be about 10 minutes.
   As a soldier, this man drove the French out of Spain and Portugal: as a PM he seriously weakened the Tory party because of problems with trade, reform and Catholic emancipation. Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington
   
   
8. Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
   Born 1948 and created Discworld some time after that. Terry Pratchett
   
   
9. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.
   Founder member of the Rolling Stones and co-writer with Jagger of numerous songs. Keith Richards
   
   
10. Civilised men arrived in the Pacific armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers and the Bible.
    Between 1897 and 1928 wrote no fewer than seven volumes entitled 'Studies in the Psychology of Sex'. Havelock Ellis
    
    
11. I was horrifed to find the other week that my second son is taking drugs. My very best ones too.
    Born in Beckenham and expelled from Dulwich College, wrote scripts with Dennis Goodwin, hosted TV shows including Candid Camera, Celebrity Squares, The Golden Shot. Bob Monkhouse
    
    
12. Mussolini...Mussolini is the only statesman who had the requisite courage to have his son-in-law executed.
    Churchill on being asked who was the greatest statesman.
    
    
13. Dontopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practising it for years.
    The son of Prince Andrew of Greece and Princess Alice of Battenberg, who married the elder daughter of Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon i.e. Duke of Edinburgh